trinacriabob

Mary Kay (pink Grand Prixs )

Have a great birthday! Is it cold up there? Any plans?

Costco (thinking of that condiment area where you go after buying the $1.50 dog and drink)

? impala, right?

You are wretched...what's with you today? Response to thread: smegma

Nah, I was just seizing the opportunity to be a smart-ass, much like you would.

Now, now, I only like him for his money.

I trace the derailment to "dfelt" this time around. It's usually "satty."

Roquefort

Well, actually here's what I was thinking. I thought that IF, just IF, I was driving through the greater Philadelphia area, I would veer over in whatever rental car I had if YOU bought me dinner at that Romano's Macaroni Grille that came to your town and that you raved out. So, is the offer still good? And, since PCS is the most privileged of the three of us, he should come along. He might offer to pay.

mayonnaise (Best Foods, known as Hellman's east of the Rockies)

Don't hold your breath. It won't be happening.

Damien

Well, at least Seattle is on the West Coast, closer to where I am, and this means the big airfare is on Blue's tab.

Thanks von and dfelt...both respectable mpgs...and I presume the A/C was turned on for the Cali trip!

Godliness

*shrugs* because it's in the Friendly Hills/Colima Rd. area of Whittier, whereas she should be in the flat and decrepit parts of Pico Rivera or Bell Gardens? Just kidding. Seriously, would you think that anyone who has 6 kids (prior to the octuplets) and no career / no significant other would have to wherewithal to manage money? It would be inconsistent with the already 'effed up personality profile.

Ben-wa

bounce

cheesecake (just had a slice of mango-coconut cheesecake for lunch, and a cup of tea)

Buffet (damn, I think of these way too often)

What kind of gas mileage does the DTS deliver on a full-highway run, such as the one to Edmonton? (Converted into American, not km/liter)? (I love the DTS in Ice Blue Metallic with gray buckets and the base Luxury Group 1, or whatever it's called, has MORE gadgets than I will ever need).

*snarling right now* Drew, Florida stands to lose more coastline/beach from global warming than does Cali. There's much more of a "shelf " up to CA's cities from the beach than there is FL. Still, I like the beach and I like both states.

confession

entitlement