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They picked the wrong day to try and bomb a plane... Idiots... Jack Bauer's vacation doesn't start until tomorrow.

Must be Poltergeists... Better ring these guys up.

Wow. So THAT explains how internet URL's work. Amazing. Edit: Thanks CSpec. Looks pretty good.

Sure a V8 may fit, but that should get saved for the Impala. Just give it the smooth HF 3.6L and the six speed auto and we'll have a nice Toyota Camry competitor right here. Give it a pushrod 3.5 and a four speed on the other hand... and the critics will crucify it and Consumer Reports will give it yet another "Coarse Powertrain" comment.

Honda made a FWD biased "truck"... A V8 Odyssey isn't too crazy now as it would've been a year or so ago. Then again, they don't have any V8's in their arsenal, so I doubt there'd be any chance of that happening. ... ...Allah Willing...

Home Depot?...-

No... this is dumb. It's a PRIUS. A car designed to NOT be performance oriented, designed to not show off excess and designed with modesty (although some owners contradict that) in mind. Wow... 16 inch wheels and a small spoiler... I dunno what's sadder? The fact that Toyota conjured up this idea, or that people will likely buy it.

The article on the site has loads of pictures. Real awesome. Canadian Driver Article

Joe Pesci in ANY Hugh Grant film. Me and a couple friends pissed off our high school's girl population with our written suggestions to FOX as to how the "O.C." should be changed... Replacing the entire cast with... Tom Cruise, Brice Willis, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, The Rock, Vin Diesel, Steve Buscemi, Will Farrell, and Van Halen with David Lee Roth... It involves a lot of mayhem and due to it's awesomeness, TV's would explode within the first 10 seconds.

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After all the email I sent them, they STILL haven't changed it?! They also refuse to list cannibalism as a hobby... It's a FRIGGIN ART for Gods Sake.

410hp engine?!... ... Please... I get the feeling that it'll get outclassed by the GM's in torque. Not to mention that it'll be expensive as hell. If anything, it'll just be a model for those who live in the burbs, who are overly self confident of a certain body part, and want to show off to all his friends, and everyone around him... Sadly, he'll likely come home early one day to find his wife in bed with another man who drives a Honda Civic and is well equipped in a certain department. Serves him right I suppose...

Aaaah, myspace. I'm always getting people sending me links to some of the worlds greatest morons. Unfortunately, I don't have a myspace so not all the morons have congregated there yet. I will provide a link to my favourite myspace though... Cap'ns Favourite Myspace

You totally know he's a hacker cause he has to add "z" to everything. Not to mention capitalizing every second letter and putting in numbers. 2Urb0 h4ck3R t0 t3h M4X ... Some people eh?

... "A Company of Ideas"?... It makes them sound like a bunch of nerds... or Toyota. The old slogan was perfect for BMW. Who cares if it's 31 years old. It was only the truth in a lot of cases.

Sad, but true. It's got one hell of an anemic engine that doesn't save much fuel anyway in 5 cylinder setup and the interior is craptastic. This is coming from a guy who drives a 1990 Sierra for Chrissake. The Frontier is supposed to be a very good truck, and it's V6 gives the Dodge Dakota V8 a run for its money.

Weird. Neither do I. But now that you mention it, I think I remember it being funny, but I got sick and tired of idiots repeatedly quoting "chapstick" lines and the trademark "idiot" phrase...

Silver was awesome until it became the only colour offered on Toyota Corolla's, Camry's and Honda Civic's and Accord's.

It's a movie that every asshole has to quote from, even though it's not funny and they only liked it cause they were usually baked while watching it

I think a lot of it's genetic. I've never had cavities and my wisdom teeth came in perfectly with no problem whatsover ... Plus, I guess I drink a lot of milk. However, to be fair, the dentist did something to my teeth that they are now covered in plastic or something! I think Paris Hilton has something similar too...

Dead 'coons? Half eaten armidillos? Oatmeal? Falun Gong?

Last Prius driver I saw was wearing a turtleneck and had a goatee, not to mention he went against the grain and was drinking a competitor to Starbucks' coffee. I made a point to keep my distance from that bad-ass motha- -a

Looks like our buddy might be back. The Admin cured the site, and therefore pissed him off because his "superiority" as a hacker is being put to the test. Now all his hacker nerdlinger friends are making fun of him, calling him a n00b, a t00l, and saying he isn't 3733t (elite ) He's polished off a bag of Doritos and Dr. Pepper, cried on his basement bed for half an hour having tears run down his translucent face, and he is back for vengeance... Dude... just go away. Haven't you got some Counterstrike or Starcraft clan to bother or something? And he's likely going through our profiles grabbing our emails which are in plain site.

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