FAPTurbo

Nice. I hope this makes people from here on know the Lexus RX330 as the Lexus "um...." or the Lexus "that thingy... you know... that thing... the thing by Lexus? You know... the thing with 4 wheels?" or the Lexus "Whatchamacallit"

MOTHERF**KIN SNAKES ON A MOTHERF**CKIN PLANE

WASABI! (Waaaazaaaaaa -bi!!!)

What a stupid asshole... And there are at least 2 other stupid assholes bidding on it... Proof that we're surrounded by stupid assholes.

Gang

Yo! I just finished washing my truck half an hour ago! Coming from experience, I don't let other people wash it. When I was in the school band, we did a charity car wash. Because I love cars, I actually spent time washing this dudes truck, but before I could even rinse out his wheel wells, they had to move him out... It was streaky, he still had dust on his left sid eand hood... and he had to pay for it. This pretty much happened all day. There were always incomplete jobs rolling out the lot... And most people just lost interest after 4 cars and started messing around. I've actually paid charities to NOT wash my car, instead just giving them cash knowing it goes to a good cause.

I've noticed in a lot of cases whether it being work or school projects, etc., micro-management like that can have problems... Just my $0.02...

Mel Gibson

Your sister is paranoid? Of what? People invading your home? Cat Burglers? al-Qaeda? Sounds a little strange, considering in my experience most 14 year old girls often want to stay the hell away from their family... If she's this big of a problem, lay it down for her and tell her to get some friends, or that you need to be alone... I'm serious. If she's a big problem, then deal with her.

Satty, you ever read or watch "Spawn"? I've always had a feeling that Berman is actually Violator... ... Obnoxious, nickname assigning Football announcer by day... Evil clown being built of necroplasm, ego and lies by night!

You can just go "emo" or "goth" and maybe that'll solve your problems ... ...Ok, sorry... but I'm with Croc on this one. Jogging for half an hour will release endorphins. Ever have a "second wind?" That's your body releasing chemicals that help to regulate your mood. So grab an mp3 player or CD player, stretch, and go for a nice jog around the neighbourhood, starting slow, and slowly building up... don't go sprinting or anything like that, and then at the end, slow down and walk. Or, if you happen to have weights and a bench or have access to them, maybe take that up as well. Although I have my workout scheduled, if I feel bad, I release my anger, pain, stress when exercising. To be honest, you should try this and maybe other methods to check your depression before seeing a therapist. The last thing you want to do is take the mood altering drugs. Hope it goes well. The site's pulling for you.

:rotflmao:

Saw the ad on TV during the Sopranos up here in Canada.... ...Kicks "Mr. Opportunity" in the cajones.

Drumsticks

I take it this puts that Dodge Hornet in jeopardy?

Wings

Steele

Winchester

I've been on planes loads of times, plenty of trans-continental flights, and yet flying is still an awesome experience. I never let Sept 11th, worry me, just because I knew that people would likely be pissed off enough to attack the hijackers if it happened again. Plus, the engine roar just before and during take off kicks ass. Now if I could somehow mount one of those GE or Rolls-Royce jet engines onto my truck, then I'd have the best of both worlds.

Snorlax

Wilford Brimley

Kitties

Here's another thing. My Grandpa served in the Australian Airforce, and of course, they tangled with the Japanese a lot. Well, he can't drive anymore, but guess what car he used to drive? (Drum Roll) .... A Toyota Camry... He bought it because he needed a reliable vehicle that was relatively inexpensive and wouldn't quit on him. Here's the thing. I thought our brave soldiers fought and died to help preserve some very key principles in a democratic society, one of them being tolerance. Ok, so the Japanese stupidly, and bloodthirstily attacked Pearl Harbour. Well, guess what... they apologized for it. Holding a grudge against a whole people never gets anywhere. Using similar reasoning as the poster, I guess I should be pissed at you Americans for trying to invade my country back in the 1800's. But I'm not, and I could care less. I guess I should stop being friends with the Asian people I know, despite them being very friendly, and their never having wronged me. Hell, maybe I should go key some BMW's just because they supplied the NAZI war machine... The 1950's are over pal.... get over it. If you were affected directly by the Japanese attacks, then my condolences.